applying positivist methods.

i would like to obtain two hook like tools and rip my goddamn tonsils out of my face with them.
fucking things won’t stop being swollen and it’s driving me crazy. CRAZY!
reading break is over, i’m haggard and the olympics are still upon us. aren’t people bored yet?
spenny, jordan, natalie and giles all came to this humble island for a visit last week and what a blast that was. it left me empty though. too much fun crammed into 3 days for one little person to handle. i had to shut myself in my room for a day and not talk to people for fear of biting them.
upon gazing into my fridge i realized today that all i have to eat is a can of soup and some bagels. i haven’t written a grocery list in forever but i will do that now. after i’m done playing with a little skateboard someone has left at the yoga studio.
whee fun.